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Louisa May Alcott’s Little Cis Women

Imagine what might happen if the wokerati decide to retitle other great books, plays, and movies

What if … Ben and Jennifer Recoupled Annually?

Opening the Floodgates

Everything you need to know about Bill and Melinda Gates’s divorce—and then some

What if … Gordon Ramsay Were Your Office Manager?

What if … the Queen Enters the Dating Scene?

Single and ready to mingle

Scott Rudin’s Employee Handbook

Welcome to the team! Here are a few things to know …

Advice-by-Numbers

Professor and clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson shares his red-hot rules for life

What if … Ivanka and Meghan Ran Together in 2024?

How to Sneak into Mar-a-Lago

Six ways to get into Trump’s hideous Florida compound, from a guy who’s tested them all. Why? For the fun of it …

What If … Your Dentist Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Comic-Book Villain … or Severe-Acne Drug?

Do you know the difference?

What if Rudy and Don Jr. appeared in the musical Chicago?

Trump in Exile

Where on earth can a defeated, disgraced president go when his White House stint is finished?

What If … Peter Morgan’s Sequel to The Crown Were The Trump?

Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn

Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House

If Trump Had Been Our World War II President

Down the rabbit hole of a retro-history nightmare

Prince Andrew’s Vanity on Full Display

He’s got a new Range Rover and a personalized license plate. (No, it’s not WANKR)

The Idiot Box Meets Its Match

Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?

Sex and the Ambitious Girl

Imagining what goes on in the mind of rich-husband collector Barbara Amiel

The Idiot Box

Keeping Up with the Sussexes—a first look at Meghan and Harry’s Netflix reality-show script

Anarchists in the Kitchen?

What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?

Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One

What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?

Flunkies

What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?

2020 Alibi

A coronavirus whodunit