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Inside Prison 1600

An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private diary

How to Write a Business Memoir

The world would be a better place imparted with your vital insights and uncanny corporate acumen. Wouldn’t it?

Deer Dear Prec President
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Erdogon …

Downton Abbey: The Five-Minute Version

Condensed, with perhaps one or two liberties taken. Still, the reading time is 118 minutes less than the film’s running time

Those Wonderful Acts that didn’t make it on to the Sullivan Show

(It’s why the Golden Age of television stayed Golden!)

The Unpublished Verse
of Donald Trump

“I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a wall … ”

The (Oval) Office

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Rejection letters you might have missed

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Rejection letters you may have missed

Mike Pence Wants a Fluffy Robe

The veep’s hotel demands (we think)

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Rejection letters you may have missed