Fifth Ave. Pied-à-Terror
Correspondence reveals Vladimir Putin’s plan to annex unlisted properties on New York’s Upper East Side
Tampa vs. Albany
The startling similarities and eerie differences between Tom Brady and Andrew Cuomo
Potemkin War Room
Putin advisers tiptoe their way through the minefields in the Kremlin
Climate Change
10 chilling predictions about global warming
Oligarch Helpline
Yachts being scuttled, accounts being frozen, sniggers at Sexy Fish. Russian autocrats are people, too. And right now, they need assistance
Heart Burns
Valentine candies with a message 4 U
Where Have You Gone, Bill de Blasio?
New York City’s former mayor decided not to run for governor, maybe because he had these losers behind him
Instant Classic
How to steal a million antiques
Holiday Tips
A guide to coronavirus-season gratuities
A Very Larry David Christmas
The man behind Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm breaks down his holiday routine
A Merry Coronavirus Christmas
A warning from Santa Claus before he climbs onto his sleigh
Miserly Musketeer
The co-creator of Tesla and founder of SpaceX shares his money-saving tips
Space Cadet
William Shatner goes where no actor has gone before
Cuomo in Exile
Home alone, the disgraced former governor of New York has a very busy daily to-do list
Taking a Vaxxation
Here’s why so many Americans are unwilling to get a shot
The Met Ball Hall of … Fame?
If you thought this year’s event looked like a cross between Halloween and the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, you aren’t alone. They don’t call it the “Costume” Institute for nothing
White Man for the Job
Jeremy Clarkson gets out the Farrow & Ball. Sort of …
Great Marketing Minds of 2021
Lest you think the cinema is intellectually bankrupt, Hollywood welcomes you to the Year of the Intense Middle-Aged Bearded White Guy in a Baseball Cap!
Fool’s Paradigm
Gloomy Gus, Shrinking Violet, and friends mourn the death of Good-Time Charlie
The Duchess of York’s Bodice Ripper
On the release of Fergie’s romance novel, we share a preview of what’s to come. Or so we think …
Donald Trump, Wedding Crasher
We can only imagine how brides react to seeing him at Mar-a-Lago
What If …
WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?
Louisa May Alcott’s Little Cis Women
Imagine what might happen if the wokerati decide to retitle other great books, plays, and movies
