“Hope You Are Well.”
(And Flush!)
A headshaking selection of “concerned” e-mails we’ve received
“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!”
Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate
The Canadian
Scenes from what should be Martin Scorsese’s next film
Films for Discerning Audiences
The best movies never get made. Time to put a stop to that
Achtweet!
Useful German words for these difficult modern times
Canadian Kama Sutra
Happy New Year! Your long-awaited guide to romance north of the border is here
The Bob Project
My 25-year quest to sneak Dylan references into absolutely everything
EPISODE VI: “Weekender Loonies and Sicko 212s!”
A final missive from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
EPISODE V: “Nothing Ever Changes in Palm Beach”
A little more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, and Harper’s Bazaar
No, Virginia, There Isn’t a Santa Claus!
Revisiting a Spy piece that proved, once and for all, scientifically, what no child wanted to hear
Master and Commander
The U.S.S. Lincoln projects American sea power on a small speck off the coast of Newfoundland
Donald Trump’s Completely Unverified London Diary*
The “stable genius” becomes a laughingstock
EPISODE IV: “The Clue Lay in the Outsider Art!”
Still more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
Melania Diaries,
Part II
An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private journal
EPISODE III: “Is It the Ganja Talking?”
More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
The Nature Hater’s Guide to Safari
Rickety old airplanes, disease-carrying flies, manic wildlife—how will a city slicker survive in Africa’s toniest camps?
EPISODE II: “Dial ‘Facebook Messages’ for Murder”
More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
EPISODE I: “Slattern-on-the-Hudson”
Recent correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
Prescription Dubs
Can you tell your pharmaceuticals from your pop stars? Really? A quiz
Inside Prison 1600
An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private diary
How to Write a Business Memoir
The world would be a better place imparted with your vital insights and uncanny corporate acumen. Wouldn’t it?
Downton Abbey: The Five-Minute Version
Condensed, with perhaps one or two liberties taken. Still, the reading time is 118 minutes less than the film’s running time
