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Small Talk
“Did I miss anything?”
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“Save me a spot.”
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“Now that you’re semi-nude under garish lighting with a total stranger in an environment synonymous with illness and death, let’s take your blood pressure to see if it’s normal.”
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“I want to ask, where do you steal your ideas?”
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“O.K., whose turn is it to throw the ball?”
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“This is your captain speaking. We may hit some turbulence as I write ‘Marry Me, Samantha’ in the sky for a few extra bucks.”
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How to really train your dragon.
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“I know this is a meeting about gambling, but maybe we should talk about our hats.”
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“He works at the corner market you’ve been going to for six years.”
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“All the shopping bags are made of cloth, and all the clothes are made of plastic.”
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“Please remind me of who we’re having dinner with tonight and what we can, and can’t, talk about?”
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“She had her own special way of saying things.”
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“In nicer news, a tiny kitten kissed a puppy while people filming it giggled.”
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“Write what you know. No more romance novels about beef bourguignon.”
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“I’m having a good day because a sales clerk told me to.”
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“I don’t know. Call your grandfather.”
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“Oh, they were something called the ‘scales of justice,’ but back around 2025 people started using them for ashtrays.”
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“I’m in for satire. How about you?”
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“Never bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.”
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