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Small Talk
“Come for the eternal torment, stay for the hot yoga.”
“Come for the eternal torment, stay for the hot yoga.”
Small Talk
“Your deep lines indicate a long future of buying overpriced moisturizers that promise smoother skin.”
“Your deep lines indicate a long future of buying overpriced moisturizers that promise smoother skin.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Cartoon by Pat Oliphant, the Pulitzer Prize–winning political cartoonist who died this week.
Cartoon by Pat Oliphant, the Pulitzer Prize–winning political cartoonist who died this week.
Small Talk
“Sir, your Bloody Mary is on the way. You’re drinking the floral arrangement.”
“Sir, your Bloody Mary is on the way. You’re drinking the floral arrangement.”
Small Talk
“My castle is for the truly rich, who can afford to not live there at all.”
“My castle is for the truly rich, who can afford to not live there at all.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Could we not talk about politics for just one day?”
“Could we not talk about politics for just one day?”
Small Talk
“How long after you read an incredibly heavy book can you go into the water?”
“How long after you read an incredibly heavy book can you go into the water?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Part of me loves living in the city, and part of me gravitates to a little place in the country.”
“Part of me loves living in the city, and part of me gravitates to a little place in the country.”
Small Talk
“I think she’s saying I’m putting up walls, but your guess is as good as mine.”
“I think she’s saying I’m putting up walls, but your guess is as good as mine.”
Small Talk
“My goal is to figure out every way to climb on this thing not intended by the manufacturer.”
“My goal is to figure out every way to climb on this thing not intended by the manufacturer.”
Small Talk
“The divorce lawyers are already circling.”
“The divorce lawyers are already circling.”
Small Talk
“Relax—all the restaurants in Midtown look kinda sketchy.”
“Relax—all the restaurants in Midtown look kinda sketchy.”
Small Talk
“Of all the things to be allergic to … coconuts.”
“Of all the things to be allergic to … coconuts.”
Small Talk
“We’d promote you if you weren’t so good at your job.”
“We’d promote you if you weren’t so good at your job.”
Small Talk
“One senior, two adults, and still no grandchild.”
“One senior, two adults, and still no grandchild.”
Small Talk
“Hey, aren’t you going to wipe it down?”
“Hey, aren’t you going to wipe it down?”
Small Talk
“I garden strictly for sport.”
“I garden strictly for sport.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Reflexes, normal.”
“Reflexes, normal.”
Small Talk
“Our plan was always to get divorced once all our children were out of the house and we’re still waiting, son.”
“Our plan was always to get divorced once all our children were out of the house and we’re still waiting, son.”
Small Talk