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Small Talk
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
Small Talk
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”
Small Talk
“Edwin is a force of nature.”
“Edwin is a force of nature.”
Small Talk
“Rapunzel, achieving freedom can be difficult, but achieving financial freedom doesn’t have to be.”
“Rapunzel, achieving freedom can be difficult, but achieving financial freedom doesn’t have to be.”
Small Talk
“You ever see such a beautiful sunrise, Frosty?”
“You ever see such a beautiful sunrise, Frosty?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We had to reschedule his surgery, it was interfering with our holiday party.”
“We had to reschedule his surgery, it was interfering with our holiday party.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Apologies to the family of the deceased for that mix-up in the requiem music, which was meant to be ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and not ‘Highway to Hell.’”
“Apologies to the family of the deceased for that mix-up in the requiem music, which was meant to be ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and not ‘Highway to Hell.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I like sitting here because no one asks about my life goals.”
“I like sitting here because no one asks about my life goals.”
Small Talk
“No, Jim, you don’t point to the lady you mugged.”
“No, Jim, you don’t point to the lady you mugged.”
Small Talk
“I thought a fun runner might be humanity making the same mistakes over and over, but each time they’re like, ‘Whoa, we’re not doing that again!’”
“I thought a fun runner might be humanity making the same mistakes over and over, but each time they’re like, ‘Whoa, we’re not doing that again!’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Today’s news comes to you in our station’s new typeface, Tragic Sans.”
“Today’s news comes to you in our station’s new typeface, Tragic Sans.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We leave enough for the business to survive—we’re gangsters, not private-equity monsters.”
“We leave enough for the business to survive—we’re gangsters, not private-equity monsters.”
Small Talk
“This one’s just right!”
“This one’s just right!”
Small Talk
“For the last time, I’m not mad—this is just my face.”
“For the last time, I’m not mad—this is just my face.”
Small Talk
“Who’s the new guy?”
“Who’s the new guy?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk