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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Apologies to the family of the deceased for that mix-up in the requiem music, which was meant to be ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and not ‘Highway to Hell.’”
“Apologies to the family of the deceased for that mix-up in the requiem music, which was meant to be ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and not ‘Highway to Hell.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I like sitting here because no one asks about my life goals.”
“I like sitting here because no one asks about my life goals.”
Small Talk
“No, Jim, you don’t point to the lady you mugged.”
“No, Jim, you don’t point to the lady you mugged.”
Small Talk
“I thought a fun runner might be humanity making the same mistakes over and over, but each time they’re like, ‘Whoa, we’re not doing that again!’”
“I thought a fun runner might be humanity making the same mistakes over and over, but each time they’re like, ‘Whoa, we’re not doing that again!’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Today’s news comes to you in our station’s new typeface, Tragic Sans.”
“Today’s news comes to you in our station’s new typeface, Tragic Sans.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We leave enough for the business to survive—we’re gangsters, not private-equity monsters.”
“We leave enough for the business to survive—we’re gangsters, not private-equity monsters.”
Small Talk
“This one’s just right!”
“This one’s just right!”
Small Talk
“For the last time, I’m not mad—this is just my face.”
“For the last time, I’m not mad—this is just my face.”
Small Talk
“Who’s the new guy?”
“Who’s the new guy?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I sure wish they hadn’t cut funding for paddles.”
“I sure wish they hadn’t cut funding for paddles.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Did I miss anything?”
“Did I miss anything?”
Small Talk
“Save me a spot.”
“Save me a spot.”
Small Talk
“Now that you’re semi-nude under garish lighting with a total stranger in an environment synonymous with illness and death, let’s take your blood pressure to see if it’s normal.”
“Now that you’re semi-nude under garish lighting with a total stranger in an environment synonymous with illness and death, let’s take your blood pressure to see if it’s normal.”
Small Talk
“I want to ask, where do you steal your ideas?”
“I want to ask, where do you steal your ideas?”
Small Talk
“O.K., whose turn is it to throw the ball?”
“O.K., whose turn is it to throw the ball?”
Small Talk
“This is your captain speaking. We may hit some turbulence as I write ‘Marry Me, Samantha’ in the sky for a few extra bucks.”
“This is your captain speaking. We may hit some turbulence as I write ‘Marry Me, Samantha’ in the sky for a few extra bucks.”