“And make sure you’re home by curfew, or your father will be out looking for you in his cycling outfit.”
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Small Talk
“He’s going to ask you if clipper ship is the seafood special. Just laugh.”
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“I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.”
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“Oh, the usual … A bong rip. DraftKings. Xbox, DoorDash, Pornhub. A quick cry, a vow to change, pass out on the couch. What’s up for your night?”
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“You, with a torn rotator cuff and a bad knee—not a good idea!”
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“I can’t perch anymore, but they’re worth it.”
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2025 so far.
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“Ooh, is that the new diabetes Talking iMeter 5?”
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The United States of Brunettes
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A historic event in Candyland. When m met m.
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Small Talk
“I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?”
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Small Talk
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“To find the body, we are sending out joggers, dogwalkers, and kids playing Frisbee to stumble upon it in a formulaic but gripping manner.”
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“You spend your whole life playing checkers and feeling uncool and then one day—bam!”
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“Offering free Wi-Fi was genius.”
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Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.