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Small Talk
“You call that having a little work done?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong. It’s the lighting.”
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Small Talk
“We’re waiting to have kids until Ted grows up.”
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Small Talk
“Finally, some food.”
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Small Talk
“An excessive salary is nice, but it’s hard to beat exorbitant bonuses.”
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Small Talk
“It’s refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics.”
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“I hope it’s socks and underwear.”
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“I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels.”
Small Talk
“Hi, honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We’re almost out of poetry.”
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“It’s hard not to take a mutiny personally.”
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Small Talk
“This may pinch a little.”
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“Here’s a little something I wrote just for me.”
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“I was there the entire time he painted this. Looked him right in the eye for hours. How could he not include me?”
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“I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I’m not ponying up for an after-party too.”
Small Talk