“I don’t get it, Jenkins. What are they getting right about employee morale over at the toy factory that we here at JG & Sons Puppy Coffins are getting wrong?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“To find the body, we are sending out joggers, dogwalkers, and kids playing Frisbee to stumble upon it in a formulaic but gripping manner.”
Small Talk
“You spend your whole life playing checkers and feeling uncool and then one day—bam!”
Small Talk
“Offering free Wi-Fi was genius.”
Small Talk
Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.
Small Talk
Murders and Acquisitions
Small Talk
Chuck’s Wagon of Dazzle.
Small Talk
“You won’t be needing that book, young lady!”
Small Talk
“You call that having a little work done?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong. It’s the lighting.”