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“You forgot this.”
“Isn’t this nice?”
“I need to stop dating ex-cons.”
“You pull one thorn out of a lion’s paw and suddenly he won’t stop calling you.”
“If you’re that cold, put on another sweater vest.”
“I told you this would be better than a bird feeder. Heh. I’ll go brew some coffee.”
“Politics has divided everything.”
“I fly south for the winter, and north for the bagels!”
“I got Pfizer, I got Moderna, I got AstraZeneca.”
“No, the billboards are not based on our search history.”
“I’m sorry, honey. But sometimes life is going to treat you fairly.”
“You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!”
“Remember, son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search-engine-optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime.”
“I just keep asking myself, ‘What are we not sniffing?’”
“I prefer the sunset’s earlier, Impressionist work.”
“Yes, yes, we love you, too. What’s your Netflix password?”
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