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Small Talk
“She had her own special way of saying things.”
Small Talk
“In nicer news, a tiny kitten kissed a puppy while people filming it giggled.”
Small Talk
“Write what you know. No more romance novels about beef bourguignon.”
Small Talk
“I’m having a good day because a sales clerk told me to.”
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Small Talk
Small Talk
“I don’t know. Call your grandfather.”
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“Oh, they were something called the ‘scales of justice,’ but back around 2025 people started using them for ashtrays.”
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Small Talk
“I’m in for satire. How about you?”
Small Talk
“Never bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.”
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Small Talk
“Vote? I’m rich—I use my money to influence the government.”
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Small Talk
“O.K., we’re off to a lucky day one.”
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“Why can’t you use the special little cat couch I got you?”
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Small Talk
“On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
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“I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”
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“I don’t like crackers, I abhor bad grammar, and I refuse to refer to myself in the third person.”
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“Biden ate my homework.”
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“You crawled out of the primordial soup. You can handle an interview.”
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“Based on your purchase of bullets, duct tape, and a silencer, you may also like a shovel.”