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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let the record show, that’s what she said.”
Small Talk
“I don’t know her name, but this broken glass slipper is a clue. That, and the trail of blood.”
Small Talk
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s a 15-minute recipe, so dinner should be ready in two hours.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The Games section is how they lure you in!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Heads—I’II become the golden child who gives you a lifelong inferiority complex. Tails—I’ll become the screwup who leaves you with all of the responsibilities.”
Small Talk
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
Small Talk
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”
Small Talk
“Edwin is a force of nature.”
Small Talk
“Rapunzel, achieving freedom can be difficult, but achieving financial freedom doesn’t have to be.”
Small Talk
“You ever see such a beautiful sunrise, Frosty?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We had to reschedule his surgery, it was interfering with our holiday party.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Apologies to the family of the deceased for that mix-up in the requiem music, which was meant to be ‘Stairway to Heaven’ and not ‘Highway to Hell.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I like sitting here because no one asks about my life goals.”