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Small Talk
“Relax—all the restaurants in Midtown look kinda sketchy.”
“Relax—all the restaurants in Midtown look kinda sketchy.”
Small Talk
“Of all the things to be allergic to … coconuts.”
“Of all the things to be allergic to … coconuts.”
Small Talk
“We’d promote you if you weren’t so good at your job.”
“We’d promote you if you weren’t so good at your job.”
Small Talk
“One senior, two adults, and still no grandchild.”
“One senior, two adults, and still no grandchild.”
Small Talk
“Hey, aren’t you going to wipe it down?”
“Hey, aren’t you going to wipe it down?”
Small Talk
“I garden strictly for sport.”
“I garden strictly for sport.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Reflexes, normal.”
“Reflexes, normal.”
Small Talk
“Our plan was always to get divorced once all our children were out of the house and we’re still waiting, son.”
“Our plan was always to get divorced once all our children were out of the house and we’re still waiting, son.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Now do a silly one.”
“Now do a silly one.”
Small Talk
“She’s truly the fairest in all the land, but l’m disturbed by her use of animal labor.”
“She’s truly the fairest in all the land, but l’m disturbed by her use of animal labor.”
Small Talk
“It’s getting so you can’t insult anybody without them getting all insulted.”
“It’s getting so you can’t insult anybody without them getting all insulted.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Whatta ya say we skip the awkward conversation and get straight to the awkward sex?”
“Whatta ya say we skip the awkward conversation and get straight to the awkward sex?”
Small Talk
“It’s a renewable-energy drink.”
“It’s a renewable-energy drink.”
Small Talk
“What if I told you that you can live in the heart of the city at an affordable price?”
“What if I told you that you can live in the heart of the city at an affordable price?”
Small Talk
“Awww, his first time disabling parental controls.”
“Awww, his first time disabling parental controls.”
Small Talk
“Well, that’s enough TV for tonight if we want to get in our hour of doomscrolling before bed.”
“Well, that’s enough TV for tonight if we want to get in our hour of doomscrolling before bed.”
Small Talk
“You can keep your shoes on, but those socks have to go.”
“You can keep your shoes on, but those socks have to go.”
Small Talk
“There goes our security deposit.”
“There goes our security deposit.”
Small Talk
“Try to make friends—but don’t make friends with kids whose parents want to be my friend.”
“Try to make friends—but don’t make friends with kids whose parents want to be my friend.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“This is a real game changer.”
“This is a real game changer.”