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Small Talk
“Thanks for dropping by, but next time you can just text.”
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“My husband works from home.”
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“Even on vacation, thanks to drones, I can still do a little part-time bombing.”
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“Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For verily, I have the biggest crowds.”
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“This is the best part—the hero is still hopeful for something good, before he realizes it’s all bills.”
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“Edgar, I said, ‘Never mind.’ And I was referring to the nachos.”
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“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”
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“I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere.”
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“It’s really a shame—you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing.”
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“I don’t even like toys. I just do this so people won’t talk to me.”
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“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”
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Origin of Mother Goose.
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“Stop arguing—I’ll walk myself.”
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“Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show.”
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Momsplaining.
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“For the last time—‘Rider’ is the birthday boy, ‘Laser’ is the party venue, and ‘Scooter’ is the gift we got him.”