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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Edgar, I said, ‘Never mind.’ And I was referring to the nachos.”
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“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”
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“I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere.”
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“It’s really a shame—you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing.”
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“I don’t even like toys. I just do this so people won’t talk to me.”
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“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”
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Origin of Mother Goose.
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“Stop arguing—I’ll walk myself.”
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“Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show.”
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Momsplaining.
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“For the last time—‘Rider’ is the birthday boy, ‘Laser’ is the party venue, and ‘Scooter’ is the gift we got him.”
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“I know … everybody just assumes I’m a vegetarian.”
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“We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency.”
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“No wonder people like dancing with the Devil. You’re a good lead.”
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“Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?”
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“We’re going to be late.”
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“Oh, for God’s sake, this is Paris, Texas.”
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Aristophanes explains comedy.
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“Keep heart, Rexy boy … even if we strike out, we’ll look damn good doing it.”
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“How is everything, besides the obvious?”