Happy Volk-entine’s Day!
Stephen Miller’s new line of candy hearts are guaranteed to make pure blood run hot
Hot Takes
A handy digest of recent media coverage concerning the Epstein files
The Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show
Turning Point USA is hosting a conservative alternative to the Bad Bunny–headlining Super Bowl halftime show. AIR MAIL has all the details
Rule, Britannia!
After 250 years, King Charles has made the shrewd decision to revoke America’s independence
The Cellblock A-List
You never know who you’ll meet in prison! Nicolás Maduro has just been admitted to Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, a jail so historically filled with the famous it practically has a velvet rope outside it
Connections: Special Trumpworld Edition!
Play our unauthorized version of the popular game
In Defense of the Em Dash
Sofia Coppola, Michael Lewis, Monica Lewinsky, and others make their case for the humble punctuation mark amid the great A.I.-chatbot appropriation
15 Reasons Gavin Newsom Should Be President
With Proposition 50 re-drawing California’s congressional map in favor of the Democrats, we count the reasons why the governor is a serious presidential contender
The Undecided Voters of the New York Mayoral Election
Featuring: people stuck underground on the train, people stuck in their Halloween costumes, and more
Stump Trump
Pam Bondi v. Pam Non-Stick Spray
Memo to POTUS
Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller’s October Surprise
Runner-up
The 107 Days that shook Kamala Harris
15 Reasons Pete Buttigieg Should Be President
With no clear Democratic front-runner, could the former secretary of transportation be the party’s next presidential nominee? We count the reasons why
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This week in American health: coronavirus-vaccine bans, C.D.C. firings, measles’ return, and the No. 1 cause of child deaths (now, officially, firearms)
Hold the Mayo
There is no such thing as a safe lunch
The Bureau of Unbelievable Statistics
Who better to be Trump’s data czar than the disgraced former congressman George Santos?
Celestial Crisis Management
Seeking to distance himself from Trump, God is desperate for help—even from you-know-who
Elonophobia
That’s it. I’ve had it
How I Eat My Steak
What does your tenderloin say about you?
Health Scare
Popular theories on why R.F.K. Jr. fired the entire C.D.C. vaccine advisory panel
Parade’s End
Trump’s birthday wish list has a lot more on it than just a Soviet-style military procession
Daddy Issues
When it comes to claiming responsibility for his son Eric, Trump points his short fingers at Biden
The Price of Laughter
As Trump’s tariffs set in, Americans are getting hit right in the funny bone
Department of Insanity
Move over, DOGE—Group Receiving Inducements For Trump (GRIFT), the president’s newest government agency, is draining the swamp, one luxury jet at a time