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Elon, Elon, Elon

The hazards of talking politics over dinner

King Charles’s Trump Card

“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team”: the monarch announced that he is downgrading Trump’s state visit to a Pizza Express lunch with Prince Andrew

By George!

Elon Musk is beginning to resemble another unelected foreigner who messed with American taxpayers’ money—and incited the Revolution

Musketeens

The owner of X has his own cadre of bureaucracy busters

Hot Takes

A handy digest of recent media coverage concerning the L.A. wildfires

One Don to Rule Them All

Shocking new documents from Mar-a-Lago reveal Trump’s secret plans to conquer Legoland and Middle-earth

The Diary of Elon Musk

An exclusive look into the ever disruptive, U.K.-obsessed, Nazi-curious mindset of the Leader of the Free-Speech World

A New Direction for Sesame Street?

As the classic children’s television program seeks a new home, a streaming-era makeover could be coming

Let Them Drink Vodka

The statewide water shortage is driving New Yorkers to desperate measures

Elon Musk’s Pre-Election Thoughts

The SpaceX billionaire lambastes the Dems’ crooked agenda and shares his plans to colonize Mars

The Melania Diaries

The former First Lady recalls the moments—and, more importantly, the “unforgettable ensembles”—that will stay with her forever

X-istential Crisis

Trump and Musk want to take the MAGA movement to Mars

Moscow Hotline

Selected excerpts from the phone conversations between former president Donald J. Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin

Does It Be Best?

Melania Trump’s book is the red Christmas tree of First Lady memoirs

Mar-a-Gaga

Not-so-subtle signs Donald Trump has lost a step or two

Prince Harry vs. Donald Trump

How similar are the Prince of Wails and the Complainer in Chief? Let us count the ways

Group Therapy Gone Bad

What happens when your shrink is the one who needs help?

It’s Lonely at the Top

Millions of adoring fans are no substitute for a single person who really gets it. Someone like me, for example

Defining “Weird”

Trump is the exemplar of something, but what is it, exactly?

Hillbilly Eulogy

What happens if Trump regrets choosing J. D. Vance as his running mate? And then blames it on Biden?

Henry Alford’s “This or That”

A pop quiz of cultural phenomena

Trumping for Britain

Nigel Farage, the English far-right populist and friend of Trump, pauses from celebrating his recent election to Parliament to rail against the woke elite’s hold on … mathematics

Milwaukee’s Finest Boor

How can Republicans gathered in Wisconsin formally nominate Donald Trump with a straight face? Just watch them

Chain Gang

Trump adds a condition for aspiring vice-presidential candidates