Scott Rudin’s Employee Handbook Welcome to the team! Here are a few things to know …
Advice-by-Numbers Professor and clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson shares his red-hot rules for life
How to Sneak into Mar-a-Lago Six ways to get into Trump’s hideous Florida compound, from a guy who’s tested them all. Why? For the fun of it …
Trump in Exile Where on earth can a defeated, disgraced president go when his White House stint is finished?
Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House
If Trump Had Been Our World War II President Down the rabbit hole of a retro-history nightmare
Prince Andrew’s Vanity on Full Display He’s got a new Range Rover and a personalized license plate. (No, it’s not WANKR)
The Idiot Box Meets Its Match Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?
Anarchists in the Kitchen? What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?
The Idiot Box Keeping Up with the Sussexes—a first look at Meghan and Harry’s Netflix reality-show script
Sex and the Ambitious Girl Imagining what goes on in the mind of rich-husband collector Barbara Amiel
Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
Flunkies What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
Her Royal Deepness Can you tell the real Meghan Markle–isms from the fake? Test your Sussex Squad cred with this quiz!
