King Charles’s Trump Card
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team”: the monarch announced that he is downgrading Trump’s state visit to a Pizza Express lunch with Prince Andrew
By George!
Elon Musk is beginning to resemble another unelected foreigner who messed with American taxpayers’ money—and incited the Revolution
Musketeens
The owner of X has his own cadre of bureaucracy busters
Hot Takes
A handy digest of recent media coverage concerning the L.A. wildfires
The Diary of Elon Musk
An exclusive look into the ever disruptive, U.K.-obsessed, Nazi-curious mindset of the Leader of the Free-Speech World
One Don to Rule Them All
Shocking new documents from Mar-a-Lago reveal Trump’s secret plans to conquer Legoland and Middle-earth
A New Direction for Sesame Street?
As the classic children’s television program seeks a new home, a streaming-era makeover could be coming
Let Them Drink Vodka
The statewide water shortage is driving New Yorkers to desperate measures
Elon Musk’s Pre-Election Thoughts
The SpaceX billionaire lambastes the Dems’ crooked agenda and shares his plans to colonize Mars
The Melania Diaries
The former First Lady recalls the moments—and, more importantly, the “unforgettable ensembles”—that will stay with her forever
X-istential Crisis
Trump and Musk want to take the MAGA movement to Mars
Does It Be Best?
Melania Trump’s book is the red Christmas tree of First Lady memoirs
Moscow Hotline
Selected excerpts from the phone conversations between former president Donald J. Trump and Russian president Vladimir Putin
Mar-a-Gaga
Not-so-subtle signs Donald Trump has lost a step or two
Prince Harry vs. Donald Trump
How similar are the Prince of Wails and the Complainer in Chief? Let us count the ways
Group Therapy Gone Bad
What happens when your shrink is the one who needs help?
It’s Lonely at the Top
Millions of adoring fans are no substitute for a single person who really gets it. Someone like me, for example
Defining “Weird”
Trump is the exemplar of something, but what is it, exactly?
Hillbilly Eulogy
What happens if Trump regrets choosing J. D. Vance as his running mate? And then blames it on Biden?
Henry Alford’s “This or That”
A pop quiz of cultural phenomena
Trumping for Britain
Nigel Farage, the English far-right populist and friend of Trump, pauses from celebrating his recent election to Parliament to rail against the woke elite’s hold on … mathematics
Milwaukee’s Finest Boor
How can Republicans gathered in Wisconsin formally nominate Donald Trump with a straight face? Just watch them
Chain Gang
Trump adds a condition for aspiring vice-presidential candidates
Bad Connection
An open challenge to the puzzle editors at The New York Times
