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Rejection letters you may have missed

Thanks, but No Thanks

Rejection letters you may have missed

Mike Pence Wants a Fluffy Robe

The veep’s hotel demands (we think)

Thanks, but No Thanks

Rejection letters you might have missed

The (Oval) Office

The Unpublished Verse
of Donald Trump

“I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a wall … ”

Those Wonderful Acts that didn’t make it on to the Sullivan Show

(It’s why the Golden Age of television stayed Golden!)

Downton Abbey: The Five-Minute Version

Condensed, with perhaps one or two liberties taken. Still, the reading time is 118 minutes less than the film’s running time

Deer Dear Prec President
Erto
Erdogon …

How to Write a Business Memoir

The world would be a better place imparted with your vital insights and uncanny corporate acumen. Wouldn’t it?

Prescription Dubs

Can you tell your pharmaceuticals from your pop stars? Really? A quiz

Inside Prison 1600

An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private diary

EPISODE I: “Slattern-on-the-Hudson”

Recent correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar

EPISODE II: “Dial ‘Facebook Messages’ for Murder”

More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar

The Nature Hater’s Guide to Safari

Rickety old airplanes, disease-carrying flies, manic wildlife—how will a city slicker survive in Africa’s toniest camps?

EPISODE III: “Is It the Ganja Talking?”

More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar

Melania Diaries,
Part II

An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private journal

EPISODE IV: “The Clue Lay in the Outsider Art!”

Still more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar

Donald Trump’s Completely Unverified London Diary*

The “stable genius” becomes a laughingstock

EPISODE V: “Nothing Ever Changes in Palm Beach”

A little more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, and Harper’s Bazaar

No, Virginia, There Isn’t a Santa Claus!

Revisiting a Spy piece that proved, once and for all, scientifically, what no child wanted to hear

Master and Commander

The U.S.S. Lincoln projects American sea power on a small speck off the coast of Newfoundland

The Bob Project

My 25-year quest to sneak Dylan references into absolutely everything

Canadian Kama Sutra

Happy New Year! Your long-awaited guide to romance north of the border is here