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Scott Rudin’s Employee Handbook
Welcome to the team! Here are a few things to know …
By
Liam Ria
April 17, 2021
Humor
Advice-by-Numbers
Professor and clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson shares his red-hot rules for life
As told to
Craig Brown
April 3, 2021
Humor
What if … Ivanka and Meghan Ran Together in 2024?
By
Henry Alford
March 20, 2021
Humor
How to Sneak into Mar-a-Lago
Six ways to get into Trump’s hideous Florida compound, from a guy who’s tested them all. Why? For the fun of it …
By
Nimrod Kamer
March 13, 2021
Humor
What If … Your Dentist Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?
By
Henry Alford
February 6, 2021
Humor
Comic-Book Villain … or Severe-Acne Drug?
Do you know the difference?
By
Ted Heller
January 16, 2021
Humor
What if Rudy and Don Jr. appeared in the musical
Chicago
?
By
Henry Alford
December 19, 2020
Humor
Trump in Exile
Where on earth can a defeated, disgraced president go when his White House stint is finished?
By
Jim Kelly
Illustration by
Joe Darrow
December 12, 2020
Humor
What If … Peter Morgan’s Sequel to
The Crown
Were
The Trump
?
By
Henry Alford
December 12, 2020
Humor
Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn
Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House
By
Ted Heller
November 21, 2020
Humor
If Trump Had Been Our World War II President
Down the rabbit hole of a retro-history nightmare
By
Teddy Wayne
October 31, 2020
Humor
Prince Andrew’s Vanity on Full Display
He’s got a new Range Rover and a personalized license plate. (No, it’s not WANKR)
By
Carol Midgley
October 31, 2020
Humor
The Idiot Box Meets Its Match
Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?
By
Ted Heller
October 24, 2020
Humor
Anarchists in the Kitchen?
What if
The Great British Bake Off
were an Antifa sleeper cell?
By
Henry Alford
October 10, 2020
Humor
The Idiot Box
Keeping Up with the Sussexes—
a first look at Meghan and Harry’s Netflix reality-show script
By
Stuart Heritage
October 10, 2020
Humor
Sex and the Ambitious Girl
Imagining what goes on in the mind of rich-husband collector Barbara Amiel
as told to
Craig Brown
October 10, 2020
Humor
Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One
What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
By
Henry Alford
October 3, 2020
Humor
Flunkies
What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
By
Henry Alford
September 26, 2020
Humor
2020 Alibi
A coronavirus whodunit
By
Sebastien Theroux
Illustrations by
Fernanda Amis
September 22, 2020
Humor
Her Royal Deepness
Can you tell the real Meghan Markle–isms from the fake? Test your Sussex Squad cred with this quiz!
By
Ted Heller
September 19, 2020
Humor
What if … Cher Were Postmaster General?
She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?
By
Henry Alford
September 5, 2020
Humor
No-Brain Teaser
A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”
By
Henry Alford
July 25, 2020
Humor
The (Kanye) West Wing
Imagining his first 100 days
By
Henry Alford
July 18, 2020
Humor
Tracking an Apocalypse
How
The New York Times
will cover the zombie invasion
By
Kate Greathead
and
Teddy Wayne
July 11, 2020
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