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Handy Halloween Hacks

With a few minor tweaks, you can recycle an old costume into something more timely

The Woke Mob

Because intersectional justice is a dish best served cold

Ice Ice Baby

A salacious new memoir by John le Carré’s longtime mistress leaves his once thrilling spy stories looking rather dull

Whine O’Clock

Just in time for next week’s return of Archetypes … What if Meghan Markle and First Lady Imelda Marcos reclaimed the word “diva” and didn’t kiss any frogs?

Abbott and Costello Go to Bat Against Monkeypox

And the result is a comedy of errors

“Anyone Seen the Beefeater Gin Guy?”

Queen Elizabeth headed one of the world’s biggest brands. It’s only right that advertising heads of state come to mourn her

Simplify Cartoon

This Quiz Makes Wordle Look Like Child’s Play

Let’s just hope you’re not a sizar

Elon Musk’s World Wide Web

Josh Hawley Is Writing to Remind You He’s Not a Total Pussy

The scurrying senator from the Show-Me State has a big, manly-man book in the works

WackyLeaks

“Excerpts” from Ginni Thomas’s e-mails attempting to overturn the 2020 election …

From Dame to Musk*

Scooby Dooby Do …

Why go to Elvis chapels in Vegas when Frank Sinatra can perform the ring-a-ding-ding for you?

The Clown Prince

Post-Jubilee, Harry reports back to Netflix*

The Coaster Correspondence 2.0

Ned Coaster, brother of Ed, gives AIR MAIL’s editors some invaluable advice

Fame Monster

Top royal-watcher Tina Brown has V.I.P., front-row, all-access passes to the Queen of England. Ish ...

Common Enemies

What if Vladimir asked Elon to team up?

Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?

What if the Fox News host switched jobs?

Wade’s World

A state-by-state breakdown of new laws being proposed in a post–Roe v. Wade era

When Harry Met WeSpeak

Who spoke the woke salad first? Prince Harry, WeWork’s co-grifter Rebekah Neumann, or … ?

Disney Is Not Mickey Mousing Around

Revealed: the Magic Kingdom’s secret plans to retaliate against Florida governor Ron DeSantis

Putin on the Ritz

As Vladimir and his cohort prepare to paint the town—or at least the square—red, they call upon the hostess with the mostess to be their social czar

The Lost Fans of CNN+

Management snuffed the new network after 32 days. Yet there were plenty of fans out there!