Think to myself, I make big mistake. I tell my little boy No. 2, “I never been good with numbers at school but your ‘Little Mike,’ isn’t he very big man?” Donald say Little Mike is four foot nine inches tall and shorter than the flowerpots at Mar-a-Lago.
I been reading, I know facts. I know M.L.B. No. 2 think he is greatest president in all of history but he is not even tallest and not even fattest. He not as tall as Lincoln or L.B.J. (he so poor he not have last name—just letters). Donald say they both wore risers. I tell him someone called Taft much fatter—340 pounds. M.L.B. No. 2 not even close. Well, close.