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Great Marketing Minds of 2021

Lest you think the cinema is intellectually bankrupt, Hollywood welcomes you to the Year of the Intense Middle-Aged Bearded White Guy in a Baseball Cap!

Fool’s Paradigm

Gloomy Gus, Shrinking Violet, and friends mourn the death of Good-Time Charlie

The Duchess of York’s Bodice Ripper

On the release of Fergie’s romance novel, we share a preview of what’s to come. Or so we think …

Donald Trump, Wedding Crasher

We can only imagine how brides react to seeing him at Mar-a-Lago

What If …

WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?

Louisa May Alcott’s Little Cis Women

Imagine what might happen if the wokerati decide to retitle other great books, plays, and movies

What if … Ben and Jennifer Recoupled Annually?

Opening the Floodgates

Everything you need to know about Bill and Melinda Gates’s divorce—and then some

What if … Gordon Ramsay Were Your Office Manager?

What if … the Queen Enters the Dating Scene?

Single and ready to mingle

Scott Rudin’s Employee Handbook

Welcome to the team! Here are a few things to know …

Advice-by-Numbers

Professor and clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson shares his red-hot rules for life

What if … Ivanka and Meghan Ran Together in 2024?

How to Sneak into Mar-a-Lago

Six ways to get into Trump’s hideous Florida compound, from a guy who’s tested them all. Why? For the fun of it …

What If … Your Dentist Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Comic-Book Villain … or Severe-Acne Drug?

Do you know the difference?

What if Rudy and Don Jr. appeared in the musical Chicago?

What If … Peter Morgan’s Sequel to The Crown Were The Trump?

Trump in Exile

Where on earth can a defeated, disgraced president go when his White House stint is finished?

Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn

Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House

If Trump Had Been Our World War II President

Down the rabbit hole of a retro-history nightmare

Prince Andrew’s Vanity on Full Display

He’s got a new Range Rover and a personalized license plate. (No, it’s not WANKR)

The Idiot Box Meets Its Match

Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?

Anarchists in the Kitchen?

What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?