In Search of Lost Food
Keeping track of the days may be a thing of the past, but when it comes to mapping out our next meal, it’s always go time
Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Not a day went by without Trump showing up late to his own coronavirus press briefings. A firsthand account explains what he was up to while the world waited …
Spring-Cleaning
“They’re saying you can’t put it into humans. Not even into Jared. But have they even tried?”: A week in the life of Lysol’s favorite spokesman*
Going Viral
Trump aide Kellyanne Conway explains the COVIDs
A Bug’s Life
The author of Contagion delivers an open letter from a tiny invader who goes by the name Coronavirus
Going Green
No, not that kind of green! A week in the life of an envious (and totally inadequate) social distancer*
Wellness Formula
The relaxation guru behind the cool-as-cucumbers personalities of Rudy Giuliani and Gordon Ramsay reveals her secrets for keeping loose and carrying on
Donald Trump’s Completely Unverified Coronavirus Diary*
Melania makes a run for an epicenter of the coronavirus, Boris reports in from his sickbed, and the president struggles to distinguish between “She” and “Xi”: a week in the life
“Hope You Are Well.”
(And Flush!)
A headshaking selection of “concerned” e-mails we’ve received
“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!”
Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate
The Canadian
Scenes from what should be Martin Scorsese’s next film
Films for Discerning Audiences
The best movies never get made. Time to put a stop to that
Achtweet!
Useful German words for these difficult modern times
EPISODE VI: “Weekender Loonies and Sicko 212s!”
A final missive from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
The Bob Project
My 25-year quest to sneak Dylan references into absolutely everything
Canadian Kama Sutra
Happy New Year! Your long-awaited guide to romance north of the border is here
EPISODE V: “Nothing Ever Changes in Palm Beach”
A little more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, and Harper’s Bazaar
Master and Commander
The U.S.S. Lincoln projects American sea power on a small speck off the coast of Newfoundland
