Abbott and Costello Go to Bat Against Monkeypox
And the result is a comedy of errors
“Anyone Seen the Beefeater Gin Guy?”
Queen Elizabeth headed one of the world’s biggest brands. It’s only right that advertising heads of state come to mourn her
This Quiz Makes Wordle Look Like Child’s Play
Let’s just hope you’re not a sizar
Josh Hawley Is Writing to Remind You He’s Not a Total Pussy
The scurrying senator from the Show-Me State has a big, manly-man book in the works
WackyLeaks
“Excerpts” from Ginni Thomas’s e-mails attempting to overturn the 2020 election …
Scooby Dooby Do …
Why go to Elvis chapels in Vegas when Frank Sinatra can perform the ring-a-ding-ding for you?
The Clown Prince
Post-Jubilee, Harry reports back to Netflix*
The Coaster Correspondence 2.0
Ned Coaster, brother of Ed, gives AIR MAIL’s editors some invaluable advice
Fame Monster
Top royal-watcher Tina Brown has V.I.P., front-row, all-access passes to the Queen of England. Ish ...
Common Enemies
What if Vladimir asked Elon to team up?
Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?
What if the Fox News host switched jobs?
Wade’s World
A state-by-state breakdown of new laws being proposed in a post–Roe v. Wade era
When Harry Met WeSpeak
Who spoke the woke salad first? Prince Harry, WeWork’s co-grifter Rebekah Neumann, or … ?
Putin on the Ritz
As Vladimir and his cohort prepare to paint the town—or at least the square—red, they call upon the hostess with the mostess to be their social czar
Disney Is Not Mickey Mousing Around
Revealed: the Magic Kingdom’s secret plans to retaliate against Florida governor Ron DeSantis
The Lost Fans of CNN+
Management snuffed the new network after 32 days. Yet there were plenty of fans out there!
Pass the Word
Netflix lowers the boom on oversharing
Tampa vs. Albany
The startling similarities and eerie differences between Tom Brady and Andrew Cuomo
Fifth Ave. Pied-à-Terror
Correspondence reveals Vladimir Putin’s plan to annex unlisted properties on New York’s Upper East Side
Potemkin War Room
Putin advisers tiptoe their way through the minefields in the Kremlin
