Halley’s Comet measures nine miles by five miles.
Nikki Haley is five foot six, and around a size-6 dress.
Halley’s Comet comes from the dark, lifeless regions of our solar system.
Nikki Haley hails from South Carolina.
At its core, Halley’s Comet is a mixture of volatile ices, such as water, carbon dioxide, ammonia, and dust.
Given all her contradictory statements and positions, it’s unclear what exactly is at the core of Nikki Haley, or if she even has one.
Astronomy experts say Halley’s Comet will have a life span of roughly 10 million years.
Political experts say Nikki Haley will probably be gone right after the South Carolina primary.
Given all her contradictory statements and positions, it’s unclear what exactly is at the core of Nikki Haley.
Halley’s Comet is in orbit around a large, hot, and dense mass—the sun.
Ditto Nikki Haley—Donald Trump.
Halley’s Comet comes every 75 years.
There is currently no information on Nikki Haley regarding this.
John Ficarra is the former editor of Mad magazine
