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Hiding the Truth About Antifa from Your Uncle He has nothing to fear but fear of a mostly over-exaggerated leftist militant concept itself

The White House Bunker Diaries Reports on a week of protests, straight from the unmasked source*

June 8, 2020

Dog Days Come Early Those interminable summer days have arrived well in advance of the season itself: 24 hours in the life of, well, everyone

June 1, 2020

The Titanic Daily Task-Force Briefing “Look, this is just, like, a really big ice cube, O.K.?”

Interview with a Virus In which he thanks his main man, the super-spreader in chief, Donnie Darkness

In Search of Lost Food Keeping track of the days may be a thing of the past, but when it comes to mapping out our next meal, it’s always go time

May 11, 2020

Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth Not a day went by without Trump showing up late to his own coronavirus press briefings. A firsthand account explains what he was up to while the world waited …

May 5, 2020

Spring-Cleaning “They’re saying you can’t put it into humans. Not even into Jared. But have they even tried?”: A week in the life of Lysol’s favorite spokesman*

April 27, 2020

Going Viral Trump aide Kellyanne Conway explains the COVIDs

A Bug’s Life The author of Contagion delivers an open letter from a tiny invader who goes by the name Coronavirus

Going Green No, not that kind of green! A week in the life of an envious (and totally inadequate) social distancer*

April 13, 2020

Wellness Formula The relaxation guru behind the cool-as-cucumbers personalities of Rudy Giuliani and Gordon Ramsay reveals her secrets for keeping loose and carrying on

April 9, 2020

Donald Trump’s Completely Unverified Coronavirus Diary* Melania makes a run for an epicenter of the coronavirus, Boris reports in from his sickbed, and the president struggles to distinguish between “She” and “Xi”: a week in the life

April 6, 2020

“Hope You Are Well.”
(And Flush!)
A headshaking selection of “concerned” e-mails we’ve received

The Canadian Scenes from what should be Martin Scorsese’s next film

Films for Discerning Audiences The best movies never get made. Time to put a stop to that

Achtweet! Useful German words for these difficult modern times

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