Vermont Maple Edible Underwear
Our small-batch, Grade-A-maple-syrup-infused edible underwear (dark or amber) is rigorously taste-tested for sappy residue during church-breakfast potlucks.
Crocheted Alpaca Strap-on Cozy
Finally—a strap-on cozy that is cozy. Soft, hypoallergenic, and embroidered with a monogram to avoid embarrassing mix-ups at the Pumpkin Harvest Festival orgy, it protects all your penetrative toys and makes a great stocking stuffer. Machine wash cold, line-dry only. (Get over it, vanilla neighbors!)
