No, Virginia, There Isn’t a Santa Claus!
Revisiting a Spy piece that proved, once and for all, scientifically, what no child wanted to hear
Donald Trump’s Completely Unverified London Diary*
The “stable genius” becomes a laughingstock
EPISODE IV: “The Clue Lay in the Outsider Art!”
Still more correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
Melania Diaries,
Part II
An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private journal
EPISODE III: “Is It the Ganja Talking?”
More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
The Nature Hater’s Guide to Safari
Rickety old airplanes, disease-carrying flies, manic wildlife—how will a city slicker survive in Africa’s toniest camps?
EPISODE II: “Dial ‘Facebook Messages’ for Murder”
More correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
EPISODE I: “Slattern-on-the-Hudson”
Recent correspondence from Lansy Everett, formerly of the New York Herald Tribune, Vanity Fair, Esquire, Mademoiselle, Vogue, Worth, and Harper’s Bazaar
Inside Prison 1600
An exclusive excerpt from Melania Trump’s (completely unverified) private diary
Prescription Dubs
Can you tell your pharmaceuticals from your pop stars? Really? A quiz
How to Write a Business Memoir
The world would be a better place imparted with your vital insights and uncanny corporate acumen. Wouldn’t it?
Downton Abbey: The Five-Minute Version
Condensed, with perhaps one or two liberties taken. Still, the reading time is 118 minutes less than the film’s running time
Those Wonderful Acts that didn’t make it on to the Sullivan Show
(It’s why the Golden Age of television stayed Golden!)
The Unpublished Verse
of Donald Trump
“I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a wall … ”
Thanks, but No Thanks
Rejection letters you might have missed
Thanks, but No Thanks
Rejection letters you may have missed
Mike Pence Wants a Fluffy Robe
The veep’s hotel demands (we think)
Thanks, but No Thanks
Rejection letters you may have missed
