Petey, the dog from the Little Rascals (not to be confused with the author).

Rumbled

I boxed a speed bag—and came in second place

By Alan Zweibel

I have a black eye. A shiner. For those of you old enough to remember, I look like Petey, the dog with the black circle around his eye, from the Little Rascals. For you younger readers, suffice it to say that at this very moment my right eye makes it appear as if the left half of my face merged with a raccoon’s.

Allow me to explain.