“We came in here, and we saw people defecating on the street. We saw people using heroin. We saw people smoking crack cocaine.”
—Ron DeSantis, during his 20-minute campaign stop in San Francisco
LOS ANGELES: Arrive at LAX, limo straight to homeless encampment under Highway 101. After looking upset, stop at Dodger Stadium for rubbery, tasteless Dodger Dog, followed by quick detour to see naked man pooping at Hollywood and Vine, then back to LAX after driving by Disneyland without stopping.