There are certain things we’ve come to expect from an actor’s Instagram: buzzy project announcements with earnest captions like “I’m so thrilled for you guys to see this one!” Sponsored posts for strange gummies to make your vagina taste like a freshly baked muffin, or classy dog food that “redefines” canine health. Tributes to other well-known people who have died.
And, above all, lots and lots of pictures of themselves. Bathing-suit pictures. Awards-show pictures. “Brave” no-filter pictures. Photos with the aforementioned dead person. Black-and-white selfies somehow illustrating world tragedies. Look-at-me-eating-pasta! pictures. Look at me standing next to a normie (my sister!) pictures. Think of an actor. Now go to their Instagram page. Tell me I’m wrong.
