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Small Talk
“Let’s address the sexy elephant in the room and see if he wants to party.”
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“Well, I wouldn’t have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!”
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“Hey, so sorry to do this—do you think we could push to pistols at two?”
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Small Talk
Extreme miming.
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Small Talk
“I got tired of wearing a hat.”
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“With proper editing, I’ve had a good life.”
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“No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair.”
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Catsuit.
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Small Talk
“He loved self-referential humor.”
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“Hi, handsome, how about an appletini?”
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“You’re breaking up with me? During crumbs?”
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Small Talk
“My kids keep me young.”
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Small Talk
“When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, ‘What’s in it for me?’”
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“When life gives you lemons, shoot them.”
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Small Talk
“Wing tips—this is a white-collar gang.”
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“Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country.”