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“We’re going to be late.”
“Oh, for God’s sake, this is Paris, Texas.”
Aristophanes explains comedy.
“Keep heart, Rexy boy … even if we strike out, we’ll look damn good doing it.”
“How is everything, besides the obvious?”
“Boys! Enough! Your father has a migraine!”
“Comic Sans? I wouldn’t rescue us.”
“He misses his terrified people.”
“It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.”
“Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth 10,000 of yours.”
“My post got a trillion likes!”
“Julian is still adjusting to in-person, so he’ll call in to this meeting from the back of the room.”
“He’s a man of his word, and that word is ‘dude.’”
“Finish this sentence: ‘If Trump wins, I’m going to … ’”
“This is just a model, but you get the idea.”
“So, are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?”