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Small Talk
“This is just a model, but you get the idea.”
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“So, are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?”
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“It’s an inter-dimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time … but we mostly use it for storage.”
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“I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?”
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“Let’s address the sexy elephant in the room and see if he wants to party.”
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“Well, I wouldn’t have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!”
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“Hey, so sorry to do this—do you think we could push to pistols at two?”
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Extreme miming.
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“I got tired of wearing a hat.”
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“With proper editing, I’ve had a good life.”
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“No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair.”
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Catsuit.
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“He loved self-referential humor.”
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“Hi, handsome, how about an appletini?”
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“You’re breaking up with me? During crumbs?”