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“Well, isn’t that embarrassing.”
“Might be a good idea … but does it involve me getting out of the chair?”
“We’re exclusively delts.”
“Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money.”
“Burger with—I’m guessing—American cheese?”
“Now who’s a chump for retiring while he’s still young enough to enjoy it?”
“He’s not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is.”
“Aww, damn—now nature’s gone woke!”
“There’s no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me—I’m a chicken who ordered a beer.”
“Great plundering, men!! And special kudos to Lars for remembering the reusable bags!”
“The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming.”
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my A.A. sponsor walks into mine.”
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! …”
