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“Your ears seek wisdom, but your lips seek Himalayan lip balm.”
“I didn’t know this was a formal event.”
“I consider every member of our family to be like family.”
“Your choice: the whip, the rack, or small talk.”
“That sonuvabitch gave up watching the news.”
“Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town’s only taxidermist.”
“Thanks for substituting. I left you some private notes in cursive.”
“That! That’s why I don’t like alfresco dining!”
“It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes; now he’s really into scrapbooking.”
“Sigh … Another sherry, Harold … Go team, etc.”
“It’s that time of year. Another challenge to Larry’s dominance over the Accounts Payable Department.”
