“The next song tells of the pain of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I’m not going to sing it.”
Small Talk
“Now be a snake. No, wait—a talking snake!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’ve learned to live with the ever present specter of death, but mostly because it’s started chipping in for rent.”
Small Talk
“The white carpet in here was a mistake.”
Small Talk
“If they pay the ransom promptly, I’m throwing in a free tote bag.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“In 2,000 years, you’ll be reincarnated as a sales associate who says things like ‘Friyay’ and ‘wine o’clock.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Use the Force to concentrate, Luke. The Force and noise-canceling headphones.”
Small Talk
“Once we’re in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace—you’ll be on Tupperware lids.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The beheading only made him meaner.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s been a stressful school year.”
Small Talk
“So the buttons, beads, rings, nuts, keys, bolts, and baubles go in the offshore account, and we’ll report the nail.”
Small Talk
“We need to replace our mission statement with an excuse.”
Small Talk
“I thought we’d decided on the gold-leaf pattern.”
Small Talk
“I haven’t finished saying no yet.”
Small Talk
“Good evening, and welcome to the Situation Room.”
