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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Edgar, I said, ‘Never mind.’ And I was referring to the nachos.”
“Edgar, I said, ‘Never mind.’ And I was referring to the nachos.”
Small Talk
“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”
“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”
Small Talk
“I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere.”
“I also like to hang a bunch in the shower to create a spa-like atmosphere.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s really a shame—you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing.”
“It’s really a shame—you put in all this work, only to have them chintz out on the marketing.”
Small Talk
“I don’t even like toys. I just do this so people won’t talk to me.”
“I don’t even like toys. I just do this so people won’t talk to me.”
Small Talk
“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”
“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”
Small Talk
Origin of Mother Goose.
Origin of Mother Goose.
Small Talk
“Stop arguing—I’ll walk myself.”
“Stop arguing—I’ll walk myself.”
Small Talk
“Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show.”
“Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show.”
Small Talk
Momsplaining.
Momsplaining.
Small Talk
“For the last time—‘Rider’ is the birthday boy, ‘Laser’ is the party venue, and ‘Scooter’ is the gift we got him.”
“For the last time—‘Rider’ is the birthday boy, ‘Laser’ is the party venue, and ‘Scooter’ is the gift we got him.”
Small Talk
“I know … everybody just assumes I’m a vegetarian.”
“I know … everybody just assumes I’m a vegetarian.”
Small Talk
“We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency.”
“We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency.”
Small Talk
“No wonder people like dancing with the Devil. You’re a good lead.”
“No wonder people like dancing with the Devil. You’re a good lead.”
Small Talk
“Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?”
“Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?”
Small Talk
“We’re going to be late.”
“We’re going to be late.”
Small Talk
“Oh, for God’s sake, this is Paris, Texas.”
“Oh, for God’s sake, this is Paris, Texas.”
Small Talk
Aristophanes explains comedy.
Aristophanes explains comedy.
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Keep heart, Rexy boy … even if we strike out, we’ll look damn good doing it.”
“Keep heart, Rexy boy … even if we strike out, we’ll look damn good doing it.”
Small Talk
“How is everything, besides the obvious?”
“How is everything, besides the obvious?”