“It’s getting hard to find a good public bathroom.”
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“It’s different when they’re your own.”
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“I only regret that I have but one life to lose to prove this is a hoax.”
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“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
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“It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, but personally I have my doubts.”
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“He died doing what he loved.”
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“O.K., who can tell me what he did wrong?”
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“I guess that 30-days-of-clean-eating thing you’re doing really flushes out your ability to talk about anything else.”
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“I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning.”
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“Your mistake was being so hospitable to humans.”
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“I should be home at the regular time … unless the charges stick.”
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“I grew up in St. Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever since, but, sure, I guess technically I’m ‘from’ the Black Lagoon.”
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“Ice-age deniers.”
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“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
