“First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Oh God, here she comes again, insisting she’s helping.”
Small Talk
“It’s sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant.”
Small Talk
“I’m your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh, Lenny.”
Small Talk
“It’s your turn to change him.”
Small Talk
“Sure, we live in a cave, but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?”
Small Talk
“Oh, Gary, I wish you could see this.”
Small Talk
“Singing cowboy and notary public!”
Small Talk
“10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting my countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to God … ”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row.”
Small Talk
“I’m literally naked, about to be hacked to bits, and you’re crying?!?”
