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“Wing tips—this is a white-collar gang.”
“Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country.”
“Now that the kids are gone, do you want to remodel the kitchen or get a divorce?”
“It’s a coming-of-middle-age story.”
“For God’s sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!”
“He does the youth market.”
“Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.”
“Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn’t a podcast.”
“We still get crows, but at least he’s keeping the other crime families out of the corn.”
“Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis.”
“I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city.”
“All right, all right—I promise I won’t get a second opinion.”
“Oh, great. First the seagulls get my chips, now the sharks are eating Carl.”