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Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I love you in a suit. You look so … employed.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“What’s a polite yet firm way of letting them know I don’t like modern architecture?”
Small Talk
“Fine, you win. I’ll call a handyman.”
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“A storm rages from the East—tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night.”
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“I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can’t live here anymore, but it’s tough to focus when cheese is so good.”
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Small Talk
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“Well, isn’t that embarrassing.”
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“Might be a good idea … but does it involve me getting out of the chair?”
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“We’re exclusively delts.”
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“Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money.”
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“Burger with—I’m guessing—American cheese?”
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“Now who’s a chump for retiring while he’s still young enough to enjoy it?”
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“He’s not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is.”
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“Aww, damn—now nature’s gone woke!”
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Small Talk
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Small Talk