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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying.”
Small Talk
Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.
Small Talk
“M’lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn.”
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“You know, you’re right—a lot of this would be solved by eating his whole head.”
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Frostus Augustus
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“He was a sea rescue.”
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“Because vulnerable to kryptonite sounds cooler than lactose intolerant.”
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“One semester in Paris and she’s come back completely insufferable.”
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Small Talk
“So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?”
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Super Bowl halftime show. Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.
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Small Talk
“Look, I can’t talk, dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I’ll hold.”
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Track & Field & Stream magazine.
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“As part of our effort to raise our on-time performance, your flight left half an hour early.”
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“Your honor, I don’t think I need to remind you that we’re all guilty of something.”
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“Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!”
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“First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won.”
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Small Talk
“Oh God, here she comes again, insisting she’s helping.”