“We’re still negotiating. I want a six-figure salary, and they don’t want to hire me.”
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“What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?”
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“All I’m saying is, if we’re so advanced, why do we still have antennas?”
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“O.K., tough guy, let’s see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach.”
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“Tech savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?”
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“The mighty roar she emits as she wrests her quarry from amidst the tendril-like fibers of her hunting grounds. I both fear her and respect her.”
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“I love you in a suit. You look so … employed.”
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“What’s a polite yet firm way of letting them know I don’t like modern architecture?”
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“Fine, you win. I’ll call a handyman.”
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“A storm rages from the East—tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night.”
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“I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can’t live here anymore, but it’s tough to focus when cheese is so good.”
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“Well, isn’t that embarrassing.”
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“Might be a good idea … but does it involve me getting out of the chair?”
