“What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“All I’m saying is, if we’re so advanced, why do we still have antennas?”
Small Talk
“O.K., tough guy, let’s see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach.”
Small Talk
“Tech savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?”
Small Talk
“The mighty roar she emits as she wrests her quarry from amidst the tendril-like fibers of her hunting grounds. I both fear her and respect her.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I love you in a suit. You look so … employed.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“What’s a polite yet firm way of letting them know I don’t like modern architecture?”
Small Talk
“Fine, you win. I’ll call a handyman.”
Small Talk
“A storm rages from the East—tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night.”
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“I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can’t live here anymore, but it’s tough to focus when cheese is so good.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Well, isn’t that embarrassing.”
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“Might be a good idea … but does it involve me getting out of the chair?”
Small Talk
“We’re exclusively delts.”
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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money.”
