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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Some people don’t even try.”
Small Talk
“Things have finally turned around. I feel like I’m in a really good place.”
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“Goldilocks tried the third chair and it was juuust right.”
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“Well, I guess it’s not the Lost City after all. He asked if I was the FedEx guy.”
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“They put hot pepper in the bird feeder to keep squirrels away, but it attracted these dorks.”
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“I mean, what is it with sneakers!??”
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“No, the cat’s not away. He’s just very woke.”
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“They’ll have it figured out by then.”
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“O.K., O.K., people—we’re not workshopping these. They’re already set in stone.”
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“This is where they’re getting in.”
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“Honestly, I don’t know how I cooked all those years before I got the husband gate.”
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“I regret believing in reincarnation.”
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“Did you remember to take the trash in?”
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“I used to say, ‘Live and learn,’ but now I say, ‘Make one mistake and it’ll be all over the Internet and then you’re screwed.’”
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“I told you to stop doing this if you’re going to approach each table saying, ‘Little help here.’”
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“She does everything he does—backward, forward, and diagonally—only in high heels.”
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“At least they’re no longer talking about the pandemic.”
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“No Shakespeare yet. But they are churning out 10 new drug names a week.”
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“So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it’s all in one ear, out the other. So finally dessert came … ”
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“It’s come to my attention that you’ve been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson.”