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“There’s no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me—I’m a chicken who ordered a beer.”
“Great plundering, men!! And special kudos to Lars for remembering the reusable bags!”
“The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming.”
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my A.A. sponsor walks into mine.”
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! …”
When Chicagoans visit the ocean.
“Hey, Frenchie, you call this paupiettes de boeuf aux légumes?”
“In case you didn’t notice, I just gave you a wink.”
“Really? You’re not even a little bit insulted?”
“Some people don’t even try.”
“Things have finally turned around. I feel like I’m in a really good place.”
“Goldilocks tried the third chair and it was juuust right.”
“Well, I guess it’s not the Lost City after all. He asked if I was the FedEx guy.”
“They put hot pepper in the bird feeder to keep squirrels away, but it attracted these dorks.”