“Hey, Alexa—turn the heat down to 63, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Green-Wood Cemetery.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack.”
Small Talk
“The price is for the neck up. Anything else is extra.”
Small Talk
“Women! Am I right?”
Small Talk
“With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed.”
Small Talk
“Ooh, I think I know who this is from.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“And don’t you dare say you know how I feel.”
Small Talk
“Sorry about all the talk of annihilation—that was just Keith getting carried away.”
Small Talk
“Jenkins is trying to unionize again.”
Small Talk
“I get this all the time. Other end!”
Small Talk
First contact did not go well.
Small Talk
“Just answer the question.”
Small Talk
“The madman who wrote this dedicated himself to the dark arts, despite knowing perfectly well that all the real money is in Y.A.”
Small Talk
“What you’ve been coughing up—is it more of a ‘Misty Green’ or an ‘Heirloom Sage’?”
Small Talk
“I get it’s funny that my name is Cliff, but when you say ‘ironic,’ you actually want to use ‘coincidental.’”
Small Talk
“In the spirit of bipartisanship, the two sides have agreed to have a war.”
Small Talk
“Oh, this is just a QR code to my Etsy shop.”
Small Talk
“That’s my boy!”
Small Talk
“It’s settled—we’ll eat the slowest and the weakest.”
