“No Shakespeare yet. But they are churning out 10 new drug names a week.”
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“So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it’s all in one ear, out the other. So finally dessert came … ”
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“It’s come to my attention that you’ve been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson.”
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“Hey, Alexa—turn the heat down to 63, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Green-Wood Cemetery.”
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“I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack.”
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“The price is for the neck up. Anything else is extra.”
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“Women! Am I right?”
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“With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed.”
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“Ooh, I think I know who this is from.”
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“So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience.”
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“And don’t you dare say you know how I feel.”
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“Sorry about all the talk of annihilation—that was just Keith getting carried away.”
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“Jenkins is trying to unionize again.”
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“I get this all the time. Other end!”
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First contact did not go well.
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“Just answer the question.”
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“The madman who wrote this dedicated himself to the dark arts, despite knowing perfectly well that all the real money is in Y.A.”
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“What you’ve been coughing up—is it more of a ‘Misty Green’ or an ‘Heirloom Sage’?”
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“I get it’s funny that my name is Cliff, but when you say ‘ironic,’ you actually want to use ‘coincidental.’”
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“In the spirit of bipartisanship, the two sides have agreed to have a war.”