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Small Talk
“Women! Am I right?”
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“With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed.”
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“Ooh, I think I know who this is from.”
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“So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience.”
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Small Talk
“And don’t you dare say you know how I feel.”
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“Sorry about all the talk of annihilation—that was just Keith getting carried away.”
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“Jenkins is trying to unionize again.”
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“I get this all the time. Other end!”
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First contact did not go well.
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“Just answer the question.”
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“The madman who wrote this dedicated himself to the dark arts, despite knowing perfectly well that all the real money is in Y.A.”
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“What you’ve been coughing up—is it more of a ‘Misty Green’ or an ‘Heirloom Sage’?”
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“I get it’s funny that my name is Cliff, but when you say ‘ironic,’ you actually want to use ‘coincidental.’”
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“In the spirit of bipartisanship, the two sides have agreed to have a war.”
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“Oh, this is just a QR code to my Etsy shop.”
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“That’s my boy!”
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“It’s settled—we’ll eat the slowest and the weakest.”
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Small Talk
“Remember what we learned in wine country, dear.”
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Small Talk
“You never said your parents were coming.”