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Risko’s Sketchbook
Small Talk
Small Talk
“There’s no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until after Shark Week.”
Small Talk
“Before you begin, let’s come up with a safe word I can say if I need you to stop.”
Small Talk
“‘Help! Help!’ he frantically cried in vain.”
Small Talk
“I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Well, sweetie, it was a complicated time—yes, we lost women’s reproductive rights, but we were busy fighting for work e-mails to include pronouns.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Oh, you’ll talk. By the time we’re through, you’ll be begging to tell me how much wood you chucked.”
Small Talk
“All right, but use a coaster.”
Small Talk
“There’s always a prima donna.”
Small Talk
“Go left. I forgot to get a lid for my coffee.”
Small Talk
“I’ll kiss him after the flies are under control.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The aerodynamics suck, but it’s better for my back.”
Small Talk
“Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it’s time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards.”
Small Talk
“Well, Janet, it sounds like it’s important to Ed, so maybe you could pay attention to how he did on every hole for at least the front nine.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I know the way. I just act lost so I can spend less time being locked in a cage.”
Small Talk
“Give her a minute. She just got back from visiting her parents’ retirement home and found out they have giant tricycles.”