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Small Talk
“Disgraceful! A message in a bottle—in a plastic bottle, if you please!”
“Disgraceful! A message in a bottle—in a plastic bottle, if you please!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“First we were like, ‘Noooo,’ then we were like, ‘Yayyy,’ now we’re like, ‘Noooo,’ again.”
“First we were like, ‘Noooo,’ then we were like, ‘Yayyy,’ now we’re like, ‘Noooo,’ again.”
Small Talk
“I just realized I’m talking to myself.”
“I just realized I’m talking to myself.”
Small Talk
“Aye, captain—reverse course! I say reverse course!”
“Aye, captain—reverse course! I say reverse course!”
Small Talk
“Water … water … but not too much.”
“Water … water … but not too much.”
Small Talk
“Now, son, there are no monsters in the closet. But there are some skeletons you’ll come to know about. Hopefully, after I’m long dead.”
“Now, son, there are no monsters in the closet. But there are some skeletons you’ll come to know about. Hopefully, after I’m long dead.”
Small Talk
“As Your Evilness can see, it’s nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor.”
“As Your Evilness can see, it’s nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor.”
Small Talk
“Here you go, buddy. State law.”
“Here you go, buddy. State law.”
Small Talk
“I suggest you say your final ‘I told you so.’”
“I suggest you say your final ‘I told you so.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You couldn’t ask for a more honest friend.”
“You couldn’t ask for a more honest friend.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Do you want to order in or wither and die?”
“Do you want to order in or wither and die?”
Small Talk
“I prefer ‘prostitute.’ ‘Media whore’ implies that I’m not getting paid.”
“I prefer ‘prostitute.’ ‘Media whore’ implies that I’m not getting paid.”
Small Talk
“Thank you for calling your father. If this is an emergency, press 1. If you need money, press 2. To speak about general life updates, please stay on the line: your mother will be with you shortly.”
“Thank you for calling your father. If this is an emergency, press 1. If you need money, press 2. To speak about general life updates, please stay on the line: your mother will be with you shortly.”
Small Talk
“My compliments on the soup.”
“My compliments on the soup.”
Small Talk
“Recycling?! No way. They’ll never take my freedom.”
“Recycling?! No way. They’ll never take my freedom.”
Small Talk
“In a bipartisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed ‘United States of America’ to just ‘States of America.’”
“In a bipartisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed ‘United States of America’ to just ‘States of America.’”
Small Talk
“Wait, how long have you had that?”
“Wait, how long have you had that?”
Small Talk
“How do you know this stuff isn’t stolen from a raccoon?”
“How do you know this stuff isn’t stolen from a raccoon?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves.”
“Jake, please hold my calls and fetch my Cheetos gloves.”
Small Talk