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Small Talk
“What is it about a T-shirt cannon that says ‘foreplay’ to you?”
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“Goodness, this interview sure consists of an unusual number of hypothetical questions about how to hide a corpse.”
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“We find the defendant guilty of gaslighting, lovebombing, and first-degree breadcrumbing.”
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“I sympathize. It’s weird for me, too.”
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“Hello, ma’am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought, ‘Why not me?’ … ”
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“And do you, Brian, pledge to listen attentively and offer no analysis or solutions of any kind, unless explicitly asked to do so?”
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“Well, team, we’ve been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler.”
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“It’s O.K.! Shark attacks like this are incredibly rare.”
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“Promise me that you’ll donate my body to banana bread.”
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“Plagues are old-school—we’re going to hit you with sanctions.”
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“Please arrive 15 minutes before your appointment time, which is one-and-a-half hours before the doctor will actually see you.”
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“All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine … from a tub.”
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“I’m gonna stand up to the government the only way I know how … screaming at a 16-year-old earning minimum wage!”
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“Today’s my last day. They’re replacing me with a TV that’s stuck on a 24-hour news channel.”
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“I don’t need you to slay the dragon. I need you to listen to the dragon.”
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“All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island.”
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“He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him.”