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Small Talk
“Plagues are old-school—we’re going to hit you with sanctions.”
“Plagues are old-school—we’re going to hit you with sanctions.”
Small Talk
“Please arrive 15 minutes before your appointment time, which is one-and-a-half hours before the doctor will actually see you.”
“Please arrive 15 minutes before your appointment time, which is one-and-a-half hours before the doctor will actually see you.”
Small Talk
“All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine … from a tub.”
“All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine … from a tub.”
Small Talk
“I’m gonna stand up to the government the only way I know how … screaming at a 16-year-old earning minimum wage!”
“I’m gonna stand up to the government the only way I know how … screaming at a 16-year-old earning minimum wage!”
Small Talk
“Today’s my last day. They’re replacing me with a TV that’s stuck on a 24-hour news channel.”
“Today’s my last day. They’re replacing me with a TV that’s stuck on a 24-hour news channel.”
Small Talk
“I don’t need you to slay the dragon. I need you to listen to the dragon.”
“I don’t need you to slay the dragon. I need you to listen to the dragon.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island.”
“All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him.”
“He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him.”
Small Talk
“Have we heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?”
“Have we heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?”
Small Talk
“All of our wines are, like, totally chuggable.”
“All of our wines are, like, totally chuggable.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s for ‘judgmental.’”
“It’s for ‘judgmental.’”
Small Talk
“I’m French.”
“I’m French.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Oh, just put it anywhere.”
“Oh, just put it anywhere.”
Small Talk
“Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we’ll discuss a Netflix special.”
“Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we’ll discuss a Netflix special.”
Small Talk
“Hey—make sure the mask covers his nose.”
“Hey—make sure the mask covers his nose.”
Small Talk
“Nice to see him getting landmark status.”
“Nice to see him getting landmark status.”
Small Talk
“Is this worse? Or is this worse?”
“Is this worse? Or is this worse?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Try ‘moonguest’ again with a capital M.”
“Try ‘moonguest’ again with a capital M.”
Small Talk
“Snowmanbun.”
“Snowmanbun.”