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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Well, team, we’ve been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s O.K.! Shark attacks like this are incredibly rare.”
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“Promise me that you’ll donate my body to banana bread.”
Small Talk
“Plagues are old-school—we’re going to hit you with sanctions.”
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“Please arrive 15 minutes before your appointment time, which is one-and-a-half hours before the doctor will actually see you.”
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“All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine … from a tub.”
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“I’m gonna stand up to the government the only way I know how … screaming at a 16-year-old earning minimum wage!”
Small Talk
“Today’s my last day. They’re replacing me with a TV that’s stuck on a 24-hour news channel.”
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“I don’t need you to slay the dragon. I need you to listen to the dragon.”
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Small Talk
“All we can do now is hope it sees something shiny on Staten Island.”
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Small Talk
“He failed at hunting, and gathering was beneath him.”
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“Have we heard anything from the throne-repair people yet?”
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“All of our wines are, like, totally chuggable.”
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Small Talk
“It’s for ‘judgmental.’”
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“I’m French.”
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Small Talk
“Oh, just put it anywhere.”
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“Tell us where the bodies are buried and then we’ll discuss a Netflix special.”