“Will you please stop acting like my mother except for the laundry and food and cleaning and stuff?!!”
Small Talk
“Your job will be to bang your head against this wall from nine to five each day.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I was thinking of something more pointy.”
Small Talk
“Satan? Oh, heavens, no! Satan was created by the marketing team to drive membership and sell energy drinks.”
Small Talk
“Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he’s just using it to hang his clothes.”
Small Talk
“There’s something you should know about me.”
Small Talk
“Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don’t underestimate their numbers!!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes, and hoard your wealth, you can someday, in an act of extreme self-indulgent, meaningless vanity, be an astronaut.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Bill … you’re home early … ”
Small Talk
“Oh, Great One! We offer you this sacrificial lamb and your choice of any two side dishes.”
Small Talk
“What did you think we do after the holidays?”
Small Talk
“You’ve got to stop rapturing me back here every time you have a tech question, Dad.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We’re just on a vacation. You don’t have to add ‘of the dead.’”
Small Talk
“I’m afraid your test results came back with a frowny face and a rain cloud.”
Small Talk
“It’s technically a milkshake, but if I call it a ‘smoothie,’ I can have it for breakfast.”
Small Talk
“And best of all, it’s meat-free.”
Small Talk
“Mooom! Billy is founding a multi-national tech company!”
Small Talk
“Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool.”
