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“What did you think we do after the holidays?”
“You’ve got to stop rapturing me back here every time you have a tech question, Dad.”
“We’re just on a vacation. You don’t have to add ‘of the dead.’”
“I’m afraid your test results came back with a frowny face and a rain cloud.”
“It’s technically a milkshake, but if I call it a ‘smoothie,’ I can have it for breakfast.”
“And best of all, it’s meat-free.”
“Mooom! Billy is founding a multi-national tech company!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool.”
“You know how it is. Now every time I get a little cough, I think it’s the black plague.”
“Oh criminy, now we have to make an effort.”
“For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business.”
“Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!”
“So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?”
“Mom, Dad—college changed me.”
“I was really hoping we wouldn’t have to get insurance involved.”