“The curse has been set—your ex’s shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings.”
Small Talk
“All the good band names are taken by micro-breweries.”
Small Talk
“Because I designed this damned thing.”
Small Talk
“The best I will give you is my Starbucks name.”
Small Talk
“I’m back from the dead—I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You’ve reached the end of your trial. Would you like to upgrade to the full Lionel?”
Small Talk
“We’ll settle this the old-fashioned way—with a dance-off.”
Small Talk
“One of the hardest things to understand when you’re in a different culture is their sense of humor.”
Small Talk
The tiny-houseboat movement.
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We’re not robbing any banks, Roger, until you pull that mask up over your nose.”
Small Talk
“Pass the remote. Not that one, the other one. No, the big one. The one next to the little one. The little black one. No, the other one. Go left, too far, back one. You’re getting hotter. Hotter, hotter … ”
Small Talk
“I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do for you unless you act entitled and make a scene.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Keep it open.”
Small Talk
The simple life—and lots of it!
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You don’t get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’m just a girl, standing behind a guy, watching him load the dishwasher incorrectly.”
Small Talk
“Mom, the kids at school threatened to damage my brand.”
Small Talk
“Now, would you consider yourself more of a girlboss, a She-E-O, or a mompreneur?”
