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Small Talk
Small Talk
“You don’t get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’m just a girl, standing behind a guy, watching him load the dishwasher incorrectly.”
Small Talk
“Mom, the kids at school threatened to damage my brand.”
Small Talk
“Now, would you consider yourself more of a girlboss, a She-E-O, or a mompreneur?”
Small Talk
“Last week, actually—thanks for noticing.”
Small Talk
“Remember to keep your weight back and your eye on the kneecap.”
Small Talk
“You participated the hell out of that tournament.”
Small Talk
“Trust me, you won’t miss the air when you see this closet space.”
Small Talk
“Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Before we start the date, here’s a list of things I have zero interest in talking about.”
Small Talk
“You probably don’t need to specify ‘toga party.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Instead of a passport, wouldn’t it be easier to just have the unvaccinated wear their MAGA hats?”
Small Talk
“The next song tells of the pain of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I’m not going to sing it.”
Small Talk
“Now be a snake. No, wait—a talking snake!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’ve learned to live with the ever present specter of death, but mostly because it’s started chipping in for rent.”
Small Talk
“The white carpet in here was a mistake.”
Small Talk
“If they pay the ransom promptly, I’m throwing in a free tote bag.”
Small Talk