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Small Talk
“I know you’re trying to kill me, but this is actually quite fun!”
Small Talk
“I have no trouble falling asleep, and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You forgot this.”
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Small Talk
“Isn’t this nice?”
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“I need to stop dating ex-cons.”
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Small Talk
Small Talk
“You pull one thorn out of a lion’s paw and suddenly he won’t stop calling you.”
Small Talk
“If you’re that cold, put on another sweater vest.”
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Small Talk
“I told you this would be better than a bird feeder. Heh. I’ll go brew some coffee.”
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Small Talk
“Politics has divided everything.”
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“I fly south for the winter, and north for the bagels!”
Small Talk
“I got Pfizer, I got Moderna, I got AstraZeneca.”
Small Talk
“No, the billboards are not based on our search history.”
Small Talk
“I’m sorry, honey. But sometimes life is going to treat you fairly.”
Small Talk
“You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Remember, son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search-engine-optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime.”