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Small Talk
“Well then, can we count on your vote if you get a job that pays enough to get your car repaired so you can drive to your polling station?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Tonight we dine with the Devil. But tomorrow we really have to finish what’s left in the fridge.”
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“Per your father’s wishes, the reading of the will shall be preceded by a tight five-minute comedy set inspired by my dating life—or lack thereof!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“This is Miami—we’ll let the rising sea level do the rest.”
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Small Talk
“Of course the cow jumped you for the promotion—the guy is a ruthless social climber. Nobody likes him. Look at that fake smile. You don’t want that life. Ugh, I’m sorry, man. Lunch on me today, O.K.? Whaddya want? You want Thai?”
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“And I’m telling you it looks exactly like the picture. See?”
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“It’s time you started thinking about your future, young man … ”
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Small Talk
“I don’t take off the mask until the third date.”
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“Look, Keith, they kept our potting sheds!”
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Working from home.
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“There has to be a better way to remember the way back.”
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“Hey, look! The restaurants are opening back up.”
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“It’s getting hard to find a good public bathroom.”
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Small Talk
“It’s different when they’re your own.”
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“I only regret that I have but one life to lose to prove this is a hoax.”
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“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk