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Small Talk
“Does it trouble you that he’s started putting the word ‘Constitution’ in air quotes?”
Small Talk
“Now for your stress test.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“What are you passionate about besides vaping?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“What really worries me is what’s going to happen when they take him off the steroids.”
Small Talk
“The numbers don’t lie—we have accountants to do that.”
Small Talk
“They say at least 80 percent of us are wearing the wrong size.”
Small Talk
“I feel kind of bad for 2021. We’re putting an awful lot of pressure on it.”
Small Talk
“I’m going to need your room cleaned by end of day.”
Small Talk
“Today on The Godcast, what if I told you ‘commandments’ were more like ‘suggestments’?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We used to be a nation of laws.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I want a divorce, dinner’s ready, and I’m shrinking. Let me know if any of that piques your interest.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“That ends what experiment?”
Small Talk
“One leg at a time, Mr. Vance.”
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“I said I’m sorry.”
Small Talk
“As soon as you’re underwater you can take the mask off.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I always wait till Labor Day to check if he’s still alive.”
Small Talk
“Nobody’s in the mood, Greg.”