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“Does it trouble you that he’s started putting the word ‘Constitution’ in air quotes?”
“Now for your stress test.”
“What are you passionate about besides vaping?”
“What really worries me is what’s going to happen when they take him off the steroids.”
“The numbers don’t lie—we have accountants to do that.”
“They say at least 80 percent of us are wearing the wrong size.”
“I feel kind of bad for 2021. We’re putting an awful lot of pressure on it.”
“I’m going to need your room cleaned by end of day.”
“Today on The Godcast, what if I told you ‘commandments’ were more like ‘suggestments’?”
“We used to be a nation of laws.”
“I want a divorce, dinner’s ready, and I’m shrinking. Let me know if any of that piques your interest.”
“That ends what experiment?”
“One leg at a time, Mr. Vance.”
“As soon as you’re underwater you can take the mask off.”
“I always wait till Labor Day to check if he’s still alive.”
“Nobody’s in the mood, Greg.”