“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?”
Small Talk
“If you’ve eaten the grasshopper, then you’ve completely missed the point of my story.”
Small Talk
“He looks just like you.”
Small Talk
“I’d be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain—hop in!”
Small Talk
“I swear to sell my book, my whole book, and nothing but my book.”
Small Talk
“No land women want me, so I’m off to try my hand in the sea.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“If the cops stop us, we’re going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“And on that fateful night, Mr. Gregson, do you recall how many times Björn Borg won Wimbledon?”
Small Talk
“Can we at least acknowledge the fact of how generationally diverse our board is?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead.”
Small Talk
“O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I’m quiet, and you don’t have to take me for walks.”
Small Talk
“For today’s punishment, you’ll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain.”
Small Talk
“Gosh, before you know it they’ll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can’t comment on or ever make peace with!”