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Small Talk
Small Talk
“I hate this stupid place.”
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“Remember, my cover story is that I’m leaving politics to spend time with you.”
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“Same thing every year. You can’t get them to do a blessed thing the week between Christmas and New Year’s.”
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“Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?”
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“Introspe-e-ec-shun!”
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“New Year’s resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on our squad goals.”
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“Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar. No, Dean, I don’t already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too.”
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“I just got something off his registry.”
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“What I’m hearing is that you love them, but, in the future, you’d like me to prioritize bags of money.”
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“Ironically, all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the ‘Nice’ list.”
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“I couldn’t make it here, so I’m going to try Boston.”
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“If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn’t say the naïveté seems forced.”
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“Oh, no, Tom is drunk.”
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“Today was absolutely horrific. I just need to go relax with a cup of tea and a true-murder podcast.”
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“So now I guess I’ll have to meet your friends.”
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“Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing—you’ve been faking liking football the whole time?”
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“Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable.”
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“I can’t believe I waited this long to get a financial-support animal.”
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“I wrote, self-published, and remaindered it myself.”
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