“Hello, San Antonio—are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Alrighty, we’ve got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“What catastrophe are you watching now? Political or natural?”
Small Talk
“It’s not a multiverse. It’s a copyright violation.”
Small Talk
“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
Small Talk
“It used to be for catching sheep. Now it’s just because I love it.”
Small Talk
“But the real treasure is spending time with friends.”
Small Talk
“Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors.”
