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Small Talk
“After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it’s for half-off chicken wings.”
Small Talk
“Want to join our fantasy-income league?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“O.K., let’s maybe take a break from the scary nonfiction stories.”
Small Talk
“I’ve never been afraid to speak power to truth.”
Small Talk
“Reaper! You’re on in five pages.”
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“Take us to your vodka.”
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Small Talk
“I’ve hated Tom Brady forever, but I’ll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about.”
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“We know nothing. We’ll be back in five minutes with nothing more.”
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Small Talk
“It’s still too flattering—keep looking.”
Small Talk
“Believe it or not, some people don’t want kids.”
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“Mistakes were made.”
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“Non-traditional office space should be more fun.”
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Small Talk
“Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?”
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Small Talk
Small Talk
“Sorry, I can’t make it tonight—I have too good a parking spot.”
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“Whom shall I say is arresting?”
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“Why do you put yourself under such pressure?”
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“There he is. The ringer.”
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“’Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine.”