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Small Talk
“I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all of the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct the people who think their name is Brad.”
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“Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can’t get it out.”
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Sociopathic canary in a coal mine
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“I’m only going to worry if they start getting smaller again.”
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“Canada geese.”
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“There’s a sexual favor in it for you if you don’t utter the word ‘impeachment.’”
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“O.K., he looks pretty stable—switch the middle screen back to the Super Bowl.”
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“Let the record show the defendant pleads, ‘O.K., boomer.’”
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“Is there something on my face? I’ve never had anybody watch this demonstration before.”
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“In fact, this is the largest seizure to date in the history of any senior community center.”
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“Sara, have you seen Ken?”
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“His royally down-to-earth Highness will see you now.”
Paul Davis’s Sketchbook
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“Take us to your leader in industrial design.”
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“I know, but my mom knitted it for me.”
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“O.K., Mr. Free Range—now we’re lost.”
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“What if we promise to spend our money at Trump properties?”
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“Ew! This couch is still warm from the last guy.”
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“Either it’s a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service.”