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Small Talk
“Watch your tone with me, young man, or you’ll be playing board games tonight.”
Small Talk
“Yeah, well, it hurts when you stab me with your words.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You kids think tea-tree oil grows on trees?? Tea trees?? Well, you’re wrong!! It’s extracted from the leaves of trees in the family Myrtaceae, bred in the plantations of New South Wales!!!”
Small Talk
“Think again. Is this perhaps how it really happened?”
Small Talk
“Let’s play hide-and-I-read-my-book.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I love working from home. I can make my own hours, and the ankle monitor is actually pretty comfortable.”
Small Talk
“It’s just one monkey at one typewriter, but we’ve given him an infinite need for validation.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I know I’m being nostalgic … it’s just not the skyline of my youth.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Oh, he’s just lucky, and a robot.”
Small Talk
“The moment we met, I knew he was the man I’d settle for.”
Small Talk
“Welcome, I’m—never mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Small Talk
” … two nations, under God … ”
Small Talk
“I thought we said no presents!”
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“I got into coffee for the wordplay.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“We have ways of making you small-talk.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Where has this plain white T-shirt been all my life?”
Small Talk