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Small Talk
“‘Oil and acrylic on canvas, but may also contain traces of peanut.’”
Small Talk
“Five more minutes.”
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“When did constantly making pictures of your food become a thing?”
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“It was awful—we got stuck sitting next to our kids the whole flight.”
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“I’m just saying—I think we’d be better off borrowing the money.”
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“O.K., O.K. … I’d lay with Peter, betroth Paul, and smite Luke.”
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“Instead of digging a hole to China, I’ve hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us.”
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“I don’t know—the EPA was here when I left last night.”
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“Boy, that extra 1.5° Celsius makes a big difference up here.”
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“Yeah, no, it’s vast. I just thought it would be vaster.”
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“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”
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“A large skim latte, double shot, no ‘Have an awesome day.’”
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“My people have 17 words for traffic.”
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Small Talk
“I keep thinking it’s Sunday.”
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“Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb.”
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Small Talk
“I don’t care about water—just get me the hell away from Burning Man.”