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Small Talk
“O.K., O.K. … I’d lay with Peter, betroth Paul, and smite Luke.”
“O.K., O.K. … I’d lay with Peter, betroth Paul, and smite Luke.”
Small Talk
“Instead of digging a hole to China, I’ve hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us.”
“Instead of digging a hole to China, I’ve hired the Chinese to dig a hole to us.”
Small Talk
“I don’t know—the EPA was here when I left last night.”
“I don’t know—the EPA was here when I left last night.”
Small Talk
“Boy, that extra 1.5° Celsius makes a big difference up here.”
“Boy, that extra 1.5° Celsius makes a big difference up here.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Yeah, no, it’s vast. I just thought it would be vaster.”
“Yeah, no, it’s vast. I just thought it would be vaster.”
Small Talk
“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”
“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”
Small Talk
“A large skim latte, double shot, no ‘Have an awesome day.’”
“A large skim latte, double shot, no ‘Have an awesome day.’”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“My people have 17 words for traffic.”
“My people have 17 words for traffic.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I keep thinking it’s Sunday.”
“I keep thinking it’s Sunday.”
Small Talk
“Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb.”
“Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I don’t care about water—just get me the hell away from Burning Man.”
“I don’t care about water—just get me the hell away from Burning Man.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I post one thing about how de-clawing isn’t that bad, and now the whole world hates me.”
“I post one thing about how de-clawing isn’t that bad, and now the whole world hates me.”
Small Talk
“Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil’s advocate for a moment?”
“Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil’s advocate for a moment?”
Small Talk
“Uber’s my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle.”
“Uber’s my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
Small Talk
“I’ve always said—juries are impossible to predict.”
“I’ve always said—juries are impossible to predict.”