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Small Talk
“My people have 17 words for traffic.”
“My people have 17 words for traffic.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I keep thinking it’s Sunday.”
“I keep thinking it’s Sunday.”
Small Talk
“Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb.”
“Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I don’t care about water—just get me the hell away from Burning Man.”
“I don’t care about water—just get me the hell away from Burning Man.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I post one thing about how de-clawing isn’t that bad, and now the whole world hates me.”
“I post one thing about how de-clawing isn’t that bad, and now the whole world hates me.”
Small Talk
“Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil’s advocate for a moment?”
“Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil’s advocate for a moment?”
Small Talk
“Uber’s my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle.”
“Uber’s my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
Small Talk
“I’ve always said—juries are impossible to predict.”
“I’ve always said—juries are impossible to predict.”
Small Talk
“Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we’re working on.”
“Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we’re working on.”
Small Talk
“Sleep? No, I’m the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?”
“Sleep? No, I’m the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?”
Small Talk
“Your job is safe—at least until you’re too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire.”
“Your job is safe—at least until you’re too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire.”
Small Talk
“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Why is living my best life so fattening?”
“Why is living my best life so fattening?”
Small Talk
“I don’t even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn.”
“I don’t even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn.”
Small Talk