“Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we’re working on.”
Ed Sorel’s Sketchbook
Here we see Sonia Tolstoy on the night she discovered that her husband, 82-year-old Leo, had changed his will and, in an effort to be like Jesus, disowned all his copyrights. Realizing that this will leave her and her 13 children penniless, Sonia expresses her displeasure.
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“Sleep? No, I’m the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?”
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“Your job is safe—at least until you’re too old to be hired for another job but not so old that you can retire.”
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“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
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“Why is living my best life so fattening?”
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“I don’t even really like to golf, but I love a well-manicured lawn.”
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“Hello, San Antonio—are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?”
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“Alrighty, we’ve got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce.”
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“What catastrophe are you watching now? Political or natural?”
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“It’s not a multiverse. It’s a copyright violation.”
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“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
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“It used to be for catching sheep. Now it’s just because I love it.”
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“But the real treasure is spending time with friends.”
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“Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors.”