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Small Talk
“I hate this stupid place.”
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“You can always spot the tourists.”
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“Race, gender, and sex are off limits, but the last time I looked, you can still discriminate on the basis of food preference.”
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“The paper says that pro-Trump letters will no longer be edited for clarity.”
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“Well, well. Look who’s back from trying to make it in the big city.”
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“Next, I will attempt to escape a sentence that begins ‘I’m not racist, but…’”
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“Latte for name withheld.”
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“You can be whatever you want to be, but you’ll probably turn out like me.”
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“Don’t, son—once they cross over into meats, they’re out of our jurisdiction.”
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“Either it’s a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service.”
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“Ew! This couch is still warm from the last guy.”
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“What if we promise to spend our money at Trump properties?”
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“O.K., Mr. Free Range—now we’re lost.”
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“I know, but my mom knitted it for me.”
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“Take us to your leader in industrial design.”
Paul Davis’s Sketchbook
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“His royally down-to-earth Highness will see you now.”
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“Sara, have you seen Ken?”
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“In fact, this is the largest seizure to date in the history of any senior community center.”
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“Is there something on my face? I’ve never had anybody watch this demonstration before.”
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“Let the record show the defendant pleads, ‘O.K., boomer.’”
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“O.K., he looks pretty stable—switch the middle screen back to the Super Bowl.”